a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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