it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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