You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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