That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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