I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The air taste purple.
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