Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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