i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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