please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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