Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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