YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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