My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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