Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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