my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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