why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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