At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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