That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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