Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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