the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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