What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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