How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
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Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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