Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Betty ford says i'm here all night
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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