Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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