PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize