so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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