I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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