paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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