i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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