I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think I am morally bankrupt
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
You were trust falling into bushes
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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