"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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