Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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