If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Life without a bra equals bliss.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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