I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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