he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Dicks are not precious.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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