He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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