Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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