i always forget guys have bellybuttons
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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