HIV tests are more positive than that guy
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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