Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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