im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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