so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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