Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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