physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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