Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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