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I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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