I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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