i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The beer is more important than you right now.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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