I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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