He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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