and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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