check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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