Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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