you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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